Isabelle Lightwood

i want to write a book

it would probably be shit

i want to anyways

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

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frowlic:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

so amazing

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relative: so, are you dating anyone?
me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
relative: sure!
relative: why are you starting up a video game
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savegirlsfromgettingtheirnudesleakedbycrustyboys2k14

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breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

image

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andromeda4002019:

kissing is disgusting but i need to be kissed rn. asap. quickly

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pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

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humansofnewyork:

"She was 2 lbs 11 ounces when she was born. We named her after Amelia Earhart, in case she needed to fly away."

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ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

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swanfarts:

Peter Pan, 1953.

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